Not actually, but this is exactly whom I imagine my future daughter to be. Now, I'm quite aware that at her tender age of what - 5?- she's got far more swagger in this photo, than I'll ever...ok I'm not even sure what swagger is - I think only hip hop moguls, the little girl in this GAP ad, and Cher Llyod can truly achieve it. Not white girls from Missouri. But what are children for if not to live out our unyielded potential?
Thank you, Diane Von Furstenberg, for reminding me of my failed attempt at cool at age 5. Add that to the list of beauty pageant contestant, prima ballerina, ethnic musical prodigy, beauty pageant winner, you tube sensation endorsed by Ellen, and beauty pageant retiree by age 9. I was too busy not selling Girl Scout cookies and figuring out how to draw a damn star without doing the 2 triangles. And although I'm still neither rich, famous, or cool - I have faith that my children will be, and it will all be documented by Bravo.
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