It's Christmachanuka and then New Years, and then a whole bunch of nothing. Who made this decision? Here are some holiday suggestions to enrich us all:
January 10th Day. Everyone is off for the next 2 weeks. Because honestly, the worst days of my life are Jan 2-spring break (and that’s only if I have a vacation planned).
Feb 5th Fancy Nails Day. Government issued holiday so everyone still gets paid time and a half. But pretty much you are required to have a manicure and then go get cocktails with your friends.
May 1st-Memorial Day Weekend: Must travel to a foreign country you’ve never been to month. Government funded.
Give a Hug to the Hot Man You Work with Day. Recocurring holiday, every Friday. Coinsides with Wear Your Sluttiest Outfit to Work Day (Picture Above). This comes with a comment box to placed on your desk for those wishing to give/receive anonymous commentary. "Best of Comments" list to be read at office Holiday party, which is now required to be on a FRIDAY.
Let's adjust this to add the manicure day every week, and then I can fully endorse these holidays.
ReplyDeleteFine by me! I believe they've been practicing this for years in certain populations such as Beverly Hills, South Beach, and Ladue.
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