Being a person who hops on the bandwagon only after my mom and twelve-year-old clients are waving me to come over, my knowledge of this book is as follows...
1. This is some sort of Twilight-based amateur porn for housewives
2. Every asshole in hollywood is currently taking any and all measures possible be Anastasia or Christian, yet all are denying knowing anything about book, characters, or even what an audition is.
Because I'm told it's made of crack, and I have nothing to do until 2013, I imagine this blog should last three, maybe four days max*. Any longer and I'll give all my 13 subscribers permission to unfollow me.
Have you read this book?
*please note, Erin had full intentions of documenting this literary journey with great hilarity, but alas, she couldn't make it past page 33.
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